If it's a pop culture success, we can probably expect a porn parody with a title that references "swabbing jefferie's tube".

http://youtu.be/AXwGVXD7qEQ

True story: My coworker bought razor blades from an online razor blade store (but not the one with the good commercials). Under "Special Instructions" he requested that they draw an image of a T-Rex trying to shave on the packaging. Someone there did a really nice job. The T-Rex was crying out of frustration and even…

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus I see a dude driving an 80's-era Mercedes convertible with the vanity plate: CAPTLST

Not rap, but one of my all-time favorites: "A Ass-pocket of Whiskey" by R.L. Burnside

Did you see the group of coworkers who won the Powerball recently? One guy in the back was rocking his "Keep Calm and Chive On". For shame.

Listening to this shit, especially coming from other white upper-middle class kids from Iowa cured me of my own teen angst in only one semester!

No, I said grab the BUOYS!

That's actually one of those perfect instances where the actor overshadows the character.

My wife and I went to NYC for our honeymoon. On Valentine's Day morning, we saw a woman plucking her mustache at her table in the restaurant where we were eating breakfast. Later, we went on a tour of Ground Zero. It was NOT the sexiest Valentine's Day ever.

Stunning when I imagine Elrond actually singing it when he thinks he's alone.

@avclub-d4ff3c518d33328bfadc34f25b054267:disqus Are you that bald guy who plays (bass) shirtless in his rock band in those late-night exercise infomercials? Happy birthday!

Depiction is the same as endorsement? Hold the phone there @avclub-ffc65e983f9490e53bd8419504a79cf8:disqus.

Too cold!

Fair enough @avclub-72c26dade152f790ddc1cb0559c2ba96:disqus .
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Best. Comment. EVER!

Oh yeah! I recognized the rest of the sample but somehow missed the "Woo!"

I thought those "woos!" were sampled from "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough" by MJ.

I think the clothing and plastic surgery use in the capital was actually one of the more clever things Collins came up with in the series. And I was pleased to see it retained and cranked up to eleven in the film(s).

What if I'm looking for Aynians?