Holy shit! That was great!

I got really frustrated tonight with Jasmine's constant fun-hater ways. Crosby's no saint, and she's often right to be exasperated with him. But at a certain point, you get tired of not even getting the benefit of the doubt. He's an ass, but he's not ALWAYS an ass.

This season, Haddie's hair will be played by Rick Allen of Def Leppard.
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Is Wallace Simpson the long lost brother who lets Homer design the new car?

Men In Trees was just awful! The only thing it did was help me identify the common thread among hated shows: voiceover narration. Men in Trees had it, Sex & the City had it, Desperate Housewives has it. All intolerable shows.

We were all probably distracted by your "udderly" hasty writing style.

I support this theory, but I don't have HBO, so all I'm going off of is occasional mid-season episodes seen in hotels. So, I guess a third opinion might be in order.

A renegade robot cop!

I wish my neighbors would.

I love warnings that actually turn out to be huge perks!

Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.

Jesus. You don't consider that clever, do you?

Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

Well tanks for NUTTIN!

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Slap!] You take that back!

I love the film's use of the term, "spico military compound"!

Guilty. [blushing]

I'm assuming really, really how. Am I close?

Sploosh!