He's not. He's shacked up in his mothers' basement playing grand theft auto 5 while beefing up for his batman vs superman audition

Fucking trees, man. Fuck it. It is what it is.

I'm the guy sticking the fork in the vietnamese guy's eye. You must be the other guy

Considering wahlberg's already been to jail for assaulting asian people I'm sure he would have prevented it just fine

Not to mention charging $400 per autograph at comic con

Survivors go home and fuck the Prom Queen.

I both love Tarantino and TDKT and even I can't come up with something this awesome. Bravo.

He might be the only person on the planet that unironically likes 'Superman Returns' but hates 'The Dark Knight trilogy'.

Well then congratulations to you because Jeremy Renner is playing a bostonian again in 'American Hustle'. Which judging by the trailers, seems like the most cliched,pandering,oscar bait movie ever.

Yeah me too. That's a road I don't want to go down anytime soon, especially after 'Man with Iron fists' or whatever it was called.

I think because in general, he has a huge cache with film nerds due to his  mostly excellent track record, unbridled film love and generally wonderful attitude towards his fans in general. Tarantino is the closest thing of being 'one of us' in the film industry and his phenomenal success is even more encouraging.

It's not like the film was heralded an an instant classic. It's sort of like a low-key blue collar riff of  'Heat'  and it works fine for that. Maybe I just like it because I'm a sucker for Bank robbery scenes in movies and love stuff like 'point break' and 'Freinds of Eddie coyle'. Playing GTA 5 was fun as well.

Me too. It's easier to scoff at them now with the advent of say, Jack White or Arcade Fire, but I do remember listening to 'Rock Show' and 'Anthem' on constant repeat. If anything, judging by his twitter account, Hoppus seems like a really cool guy.

Oh, TDKR is excellent. I was just making a comparison. That movie EARNS that sort of ending.

Good for you. I couldn't make it past the first season. Just don't get what people(including my father) see in it.

I don't even fucking watch Dexter but dosen't this ending kind of remind you of The Dark Knight Rises, where it's like 'Aha! Bruce Wayne is alive!'

Fun Fact : I don't even fucking watch Dexter but a friend of mine recommended the AV club comments section on it. He was like 'Dude, It's Hilarious!'. And he was right. All of you gentlemen/ladies have truly delighted me with your snark. I will miss it of course.

I swear to god you're not kidding. It's probably the emotionally moving dumb movie in history. You go from laughing at the stupid characters to feeling sorry for them. Such is the power of movies.

'I could feel the sensual charge of his toupee as I leaned forward to kiss him in the neck'

And yet you know that it'll happen and the sheep of the mass movie going public will stock to seeing Johnny Depp act like a retard for the nth time.