Nic Cage will not appear in a shitty movie so that he can appear in ANOTHER shitty movie,eh?. What's he going to do after that,though? Probably appear in a shitty movie, I guess.

Starring 'NICOLAS CAGE' in :  'The Expendables 3: Revenge of the bees'.

Starring 'NICOLAS CAGE' in :  'The Expendables 3: Revenge of the bees'.

YES!!! Now I can FINALLY get my 'Star Wars' movie starring NIC CAGE!!

YES!!! Now I can FINALLY get my 'Star Wars' movie starring NIC CAGE!!

LEADING THESE MEN TO VICTORY WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMNED HONEY!!!

LEADING THESE MEN TO VICTORY WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMNED HONEY!!!

POOR RYAN REYNOLDS. He's been a constant pop-culture punching bag since 'Green Lantern'. Must not feel nice to be constantly mocked from all corners, no matter how rich you are and how many broads you're banging.

POOR RYAN REYNOLDS. He's been a constant pop-culture punching bag since 'Green Lantern'. Must not feel nice to be constantly mocked from all corners, no matter how rich you are and how many broads you're banging.

KIDNAPPING HIS DAUGHTER WONT' BRING BACK YOUR GODDAM HONEY!!!

KIDNAPPING HIS DAUGHTER WONT' BRING BACK YOUR GODDAM HONEY!!!

I remember most of theatre cracking up during that monologue. People laugh at movies all the time but it was the first time I experienced mass unintentional laughter. Was a special moment.

I remember most of theatre cracking up during that monologue. People laugh at movies all the time but it was the first time I experienced mass unintentional laughter. Was a special moment.

MAYBE THIS WILL BRING BACK CAGE'S GODDAMN HONEY!!!

MAYBE THIS WILL BRING BACK CAGE'S GODDAMN HONEY!!!

I was having a really wonderful day but then I logged on to the AV club and read the words "Shia La Boeuf's penis….."

I was having a really wonderful day but then I logged on to the AV club and read the words "Shia La Boeuf's penis….."

SHIA LA BOEEUF'S PENIS WON'T BRING BACK VON TRIER'S GODDAMN HONEY!!!

SHIA LA BOEEUF'S PENIS WON'T BRING BACK VON TRIER'S GODDAMN HONEY!!!

Ryan Reynolds career is like the cockroach. No matter how many times he bombs, it just won't go away.