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Highway to the DANGER ZONE!!

Highway to the DANGER ZONE!!

SO YOU'RE A BEAR RIGHT?? WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT??

SO YOU'RE A BEAR RIGHT?? WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT??

Isn't Cooper too OLD for Jennifer Lawrence?? This reminds me of 'Next'(2007) where a 42 year old Nic Cage romanced a 27 year old Jessica Biel.

Isn't Cooper too OLD for Jennifer Lawrence?? This reminds me of 'Next'(2007) where a 42 year old Nic Cage romanced a 27 year old Jessica Biel.

I'd shoot Adam Sandler in the dick so that Dane Cook gets to make a derogratory joke about is as Sandler bleeds from the penal area and writhes in pain.

I'd shoot Adam Sandler in the dick so that Dane Cook gets to make a derogratory joke about is as Sandler bleeds from the penal area and writhes in pain.

Why the fuck are we EVEN getting a fucking sequel to a lame 2010 action movie that nobody cared about in the first place?? And why is the internet all worked up over it? If it was a good movie, i'd understand but it wasn't even that.

Why the fuck are we EVEN getting a fucking sequel to a lame 2010 action movie that nobody cared about in the first place?? And why is the internet all worked up over it? If it was a good movie, i'd understand but it wasn't even that.

Somewhere, Sam Worthington does a line of coke off a hooker's ass and cheerfully exclaims "Hell yeah! more work!" in a quasi-american accent.

Somewhere, Sam Worthington does a line of coke off a hooker's ass and cheerfully exclaims "Hell yeah! more work!" in a quasi-american accent.

Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for that "X-Men:Origins Wolverine" reunion when Hugh Jackman's claws meet Ryan Reynold's face.

Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for that "X-Men:Origins Wolverine" reunion when Hugh Jackman's claws meet Ryan Reynold's face.

Those tall green creatures in John Carter really ARE kind of like mugwumps. Come to think of it.

Those tall green creatures in John Carter really ARE kind of like mugwumps. Come to think of it.

I'm going to open a hetrosexual bar called Charisma Carpenters' hole.

I'm going to open a hetrosexual bar called Charisma Carpenters' hole.

Taylor Kitsch was charismatic???WTF?? He was TERRIBLE. His ineffective performance was the sole reason the movie felt a bit off-key. What weed were you smoking Rabin??