It does hurt and it doesn't even make a whole lot of sense. All Damon did was kill him when he knew he'd come back anyway. Why is that suddenly such a big deal? Ric is acting like he's jealous that Damon's getting more of a chance to move in on Elena than he is while Stefan's indisposed.

No, thanks. I'll just wait until Sunday to be horrified by Ginnifer Goodwin's incredibly unflattering pixie cut, thanks.

I wholeheartedly agree, Ash, and it makes all of Stefan's scathing dismissals of Damon's innate worth and capacity for humanity in the first season extremely impudent in hindsight.

It's at will, so this is actually really great for Tyler since he hated the transition process anyway.

I can top that. As a kid, I honestly thought Danny had Cerebral Palsy because of how he walked. Then again, I also wondered if the people making this show were aware that is was airing on television because it just seemed too awful to be sincerely real.

So, now they have 3 hot girls on this show and no hot guys at all. Fuck you, Fox.

He also gets an Exec Producer credit on The Soup and it syndicates around the world, so…. Yeah.

Stay Pressed: The Sequel

I just don't know if I buy the "peck on the cheek" part of the story. I mean, if that were true, it would have been too quick to be noticed, let alone offend anyone. And if they were full on making out, then they should have been kicked off just like ANY couple should be. That sort of behavior is what the bathrooms…

I love the UK version. It's inspiring and heartwarming. Somewhere along the way, American TV execs decided that we only like our British TV personalities to be massive dickwads though, so he plays to that accordingly. Blame us (or Fox), not him.

Are you suggesting that they'd take it better, Lux, if he told them that formally? Say, in a notarized letter?

I had Netflix for years (switched to BB Online a couple months ago) and only had an unplayable disc once. Their streaming, however, (when I could actually find something on it I wanted to watch, which was hardly ever) always looked like some bootleg VCR-quality version on my TV. Probably my fault though. I only have a…

Thank you both for responding. I see what you're saying about Vicky, but what about Stefan and Damon who, well over 100 years later, are still struggling with their worst vampire tendencies that Caroline seemed to master within a week? They didn't seem crazed or troubled when they were human. Lovesick with some Daddy…

I like Caroline fine, but I don't understand why it was so easy for her to transition to Vampiredom. It drove Vicky crazy and we've heard about Damon and Stefan's antics back in the day, but Caroline had a couple slip-ups and then she was perfectly fine. It's a little ridiculous. And Tyler is still a dick so I'm not…

I already hate this movie because Pepe has apparently been banned from the trailers. Fuck this shit.

The joke's on Keith. Franco's already in the editing room putting the finishing touches on his autobiographical masterpiece "Franco does Franco on Franco, a film by El Franco".

Hey, I don't find it that hard to believe that Rashida Jones would be really into bird-watching enthusiast Jack Black. It's not like he's one of those repulsive zookeepers I've heard so much about.

If Modern Family suddenly started being funny, it would upset the time-space continuum.

I like to pretend that Frazz is Calvin grown up. It just seems so appropriate an epilogue for him.

I always thought it was pretty obvious that Judd Apatow isn't cool based on his idea of a worthy protagonist.