Effort????  Are you really that obese to the point where changing the channel is effort?????   Go on a diet!!

wow, really?  another cum joke???  did you not read the 301 of them above?   Retire your non humorous personality off these forums.  You couldn't even write for Conan O'brian.  LOL  you suck dude.

whats with all the "cum" jokes?  Did you think maybe we didn't get the first 300 of them or something?  We did, ok?  Nasty perverts everywhere, even here on the forum?  Find another hobby.    That's as desperate a comment as one simple minded person can make…

that sounds to me like common bible belt/bored uneducated redneck rumors. Don't believe it for a second, That's very common among people who have no contact with the outside world…The gossiping, the rumors, etc.  The majority of the time you hear outrageous stories like that, you can chalk it up to bored people.…