Finally - some coverage of the show I love to watch in nothing but my underwear with a bottle of Rebel Yell and a full-blown sense of drunken disillusion.

Leave the supervillain collars to the professionals, rookie…*Belch*

I've actually seen 7. BOW DOWN.

Patrick McGoohan!?! Not THE!?!

Fuck you. I was that arrogant prick.

Me - when I smear all you douchebags' smug faces over the floor.

Baboon eh? How bout you head over my way you little green freak and I'll show you how I chuck shit - lead shit.

Signed copy of a "100 Years of Solitude"?
Yeah I'd hit that.

Fuckin' tight-wearin' freaks.