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*logs in to say a game was bad.*

i feel no incentive to read the next two books. even less now.

I'd say it's a bit like Under The Dome. Interesting premise but it will absolutely fail to justify it. It's literally a book that asks, "What if a bunch of kids were stick in a maze with monsters?" but it never endeavors to go deeper than that. I'd say 1st Tier is The Giver, 2nd Tier is The Hunger Games, and The

"These conjurings are making me thirsty!"

oh man my bad, i thought it was the finale, but that's rixty business. carry on, i'm all screwed up.

I like all episodes of Rick and Morty, but you have to nominate either Close Encounters of the Rick Kind or Rixty Minutes:

For some reason, I read "causing him to descend in shits and farts."

that's pretty good.

Does Frank Oz not realize that the point of the Muppet movie is going to get them to return to the warm, fuzziness that made them so endearing in the first place?  When he says, "Kermit would never live in a mansion" that's probably the exact thing that Kermit will realize in the movie?  I mean, if the Muppets were

I see what you did there.