/revives @avclub-5bc6960dad8ab0694bb4d6ff884b0c1e:disqus with smelling salts.

Okay, time to claw our way out of this.

We've got Garfunkel and Oates, at least!

I read that in Dr. Zoidberg's voice.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2013…

It's a perfectly cromulent number!

Smarch has forfty days in it.

It takes some skill to make a jug play two different notes.

DISQUALIFIED!

This may have been the first time Ru's "SILENCE!!" was actually necessary. I love Kristen Johnson.

I meant that she might do well as a serial killer or a Bond villain.

Have you ever noticed Christian Bale's eye-wart in Batman? I have a hard time not being distracted by it when he's in Bruce Wayne mode.

My hair is reddish blondish brown, but it's silver when it's wet, and all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

She does have a fairly ominous scar on her face that tends to not be noticed much because she always shoots from her good side…

Weird proportions on Roxy there.

Probably no kid's show has pushed the envelope more than Animaniacs' joke about fingering Prince.

The horse mask was an interesting choice. Alaska genuinely has a somewhat horsey face, but she doesn't really seem confident enough to really take that on and own it.

Eh, Milan had some class. The wrong kind of class, for sure, but still. Her personality didn't bother me, just her choices.

That might have been the first time I actually really liked Michelle Visage.

Here in DC, many of the roller girls have political names: Condoleeza Slice, Stabigail Adams, Marion Barrycuda…