That's how women are conditioned to behave in our society, sadly.

That's happened to me, actually! I sheared off a fingernail in a car door, and it was unpleasant.

That's happened to me, actually! I sheared off a fingernail in a car door, and it was unpleasant.

Bite my slimy, mental ass.

Bite my slimy, mental ass.

Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aero-mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aero-mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

It's the milk.

It's the milk.

The fuck is a "pancake puppy?"

The fuck is a "pancake puppy?"

Can I start getting notifications for George Takei?

Can I start getting notifications for George Takei?

That's how I say "horror" too! People make fun of me for saying that I'm not a big fan of "whore movies."

That's how I say "horror" too! People make fun of me for saying that I'm not a big fan of "whore movies."

Or you could just change the lyrics to "mean green motherfucker from Outer Space," which is kind of implied anyway.

Or you could just change the lyrics to "mean green motherfucker from Outer Space," which is kind of implied anyway.

You are almost certainly right.

You are almost certainly right.

Have Steve Martin and Bill Murray ever been in another movie together?