To those of you who have gotten married: can I pretend I'm planning a wedding in order to get free samples at catering companies and bakers? Because if all it takes for free food and cake is a fake engagement ring and a good co-conspirator…

To those of you who have gotten married: can I pretend I'm planning a wedding in order to get free samples at catering companies and bakers? Because if all it takes for free food and cake is a fake engagement ring and a good co-conspirator…

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CINNAMON ROLL AND A CINNAMON BUN??!!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CINNAMON ROLL AND A CINNAMON BUN??!!

Yes, last week was unbearably twee, and this week was oddly dark, despite the enormously heartwarming Boo/Karl scene. And it built tension by having Michelle on that ominous winning streak really well.

Yes, last week was unbearably twee, and this week was oddly dark, despite the enormously heartwarming Boo/Karl scene. And it built tension by having Michelle on that ominous winning streak really well.

I watched Dead Poets Society in some class in high school. Probably, but not necessarily, English.

I watched Dead Poets Society in some class in high school. Probably, but not necessarily, English.

@avclub-5751693536add9cb4b813590b0fedbf9:disqus—Black hair/blue eyes is the go-to for superhero coloring, at least in the DC pantheon. Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, all the Robins…

@avclub-5751693536add9cb4b813590b0fedbf9:disqus—Black hair/blue eyes is the go-to for superhero coloring, at least in the DC pantheon. Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, all the Robins…

No. 'Cause I'm evil.

No. 'Cause I'm evil.

Not to mention, Vandal Savage was adorable in that episode, all isolated and crazy.

Not to mention, Vandal Savage was adorable in that episode, all isolated and crazy.

It was fun in "The Once and Future Thing" when Hal Jordan replaces John Stewart because…wibbly wobbly timey wimey. I'm a sucker for old Static, too.

It was fun in "The Once and Future Thing" when Hal Jordan replaces John Stewart because…wibbly wobbly timey wimey. I'm a sucker for old Static, too.

Confederate flags are more patriotic.

Confederate flags are more patriotic.

I'm looking forward to marrying my dog when gay marriage is legalized. Soon, nothing will stop me and my pup from joint tax returns!

I'm looking forward to marrying my dog when gay marriage is legalized. Soon, nothing will stop me and my pup from joint tax returns!