"Unicorn Mound" is a very disturbing mental image, @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus. I'm not sure if this is a misspelling or not.

"Unicorn Mound" is a very disturbing mental image, @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus. I'm not sure if this is a misspelling or not.

If the twist ever involves Sharktopus, I will watch the fuck out of this show.

If the twist ever involves Sharktopus, I will watch the fuck out of this show.

Fillion nails everything…

Fillion nails everything…

I like "washstache."

I like "washstache."

Have you seen the "gag reel" version of that scene? It is a thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
It's at about 1:15, but of course the whole thing is worth watching.

Have you seen the "gag reel" version of that scene? It is a thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
It's at about 1:15, but of course the whole thing is worth watching.

Johnny Quest was completely awesome when I was six. Now? Terribly animated, racist, and disturbingly homoerotic. And still awesome.

Johnny Quest was completely awesome when I was six. Now? Terribly animated, racist, and disturbingly homoerotic. And still awesome.

Or circus peanuts, which are basically cotton candy made unbearably dense and inexplicably peanut-shaped.

Or circus peanuts, which are basically cotton candy made unbearably dense and inexplicably peanut-shaped.

April doesn't.

April doesn't.

Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.

Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.

Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.

I live in a cardboard box beneath the underpass, like Tom Joad.