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Or go the direction of Smallville, and just tell the story of young Bruce Banner, with "subtle" foreshadowing.

"In news that in no way relates to Community, 90% of people who opened this Newswire have closed it in irritation before reading past this sentence."

Foreshadowing?!

Abed is especially adorable.

Women are just not that interesting.

Tara getting shot is the least stupid thing that this show has ever done.

You can get her in a U-Pick-2 combo with your choice of a cup of soup or half salad.

I worked at a hardware store in high school, and we were constantly trying in vain to convince the stoners not to buy PVC pipes to make bongs with.

Britta Perry has an iPod, and she is indeed the worst.

To the MAX!

Don't YOU worry about blank, let ME worry about blank!

UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSS

Why does everybody keep using "abortion" to mean "abomination?"

Damn, that's a terrible beard.

I don't think the world is ready for a Scottish Riddler.

David Boreanaz is the new William Shatner!

They really should replace the mafia in that with werewolves.

Unless vamp Tara gets a new actress, this seems unlikely.

I'm starting to dig how wonderfully awkward each attempt to cover her nipples (and only her nipples) is. It's very entertaining.

There's the Mad Hatter, too, who mostly just wants his girl. Which gave him some of the creepiest moments in the animated series, IMO.