That's probably what JGL wants too. It was a pretty good musical number, too, before test audiences balked at it and they recorded a new ending.

That's actually one of very few roles Katy Perry might be great in! Although I can never remember what she sounds like or how her face looks…

Apparently trampolines are pretty great for constipation, which is a major (and miserable) side effect of chemo. I know at least one cancer patient who has a trampoline.

Yeah, maybe Eric Maddox was constipated all the time, and Robert Pattinson really was the best actor for the job.

♫It's Love and Frances Bean,
One drugged as fuck, one clean! ♫

It would have been fairly creepy to see 9 and Rose get together…but I was rooting for it anyway.

Tyrion Lannister is the only half-man we need!

I hope the bad guy is a Real Estate Novelist!

PETA has probably killed WAY more horses than HBO ever will.

What happened to networks successfully covering up their scandals? Didn't they manage to kill horses all the time back in the goodolddays?

Can the fans swayback this decision?

Tiny Furniture was amazingly boring too. I responded to someone asking if I wanted to see this with complete incredulity.

TESLAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I want a realistic down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots.

I have heard of it in the context of a sex toy with a hands-free vibrator imbedded in the front…made more sense that way.

MERKINS FOR SOME, MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS!

Pubic bruises are the new landing strips!

The Reverse Thong? Jeans everywhere, except for your buttcrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Is some podunk vineyard in California going to start making "Dornish" wine soon? It seems like a solid business move to me.

According to a Facebook meme, Dany is Sarah Palin.