I'm pretty sure he said "cheese grits"

What about writing about writing about TV criticism?

The River Phoenix origin story at the beginning has aged horribly

Jeep Swenson's portrayal of Bane in "Batman & Robin" leaves some mighty big boots/latex musculature to fill…"Arrrggghhhh!"

Riddler's pretty weak; why has no one mentioned DEADSHOT? He's Wayne's dark mirror…I see a mustachioed Vincent Gallo

Well, the only real heavy-hitter is Downey, and I assume he's already nailed down. They don't need Ed Norton, just the Hulk CGI; that Thor guy is an unknown; Chris Evans isn't an A-lister yet; I don't see why it would all that expensive.

Dance, monkey
We're all puppets with ABC's fist up our ass

Everyone will be talking about Steve Guttenberg's cameo as a hardscrabble Bolivian farmer who lets the boys sleep in his hayloft - with sexy results.

How could a thinking creature make the logical leap that shoving a wagon wheel into a light-hole would grant their wishes? This was a pretty bad episode. Janney was miscast, the kids were not good (I guess we can't really fault child actors for not being professional), and the writers were really struggling with the…

I enjoyed ESPN's coverage, which includes both a detailed look at the rape charges and a lengthy rundown of LT's career stats:

Where's the brown sound app I've been waiting for?
Fucking fascists.

Who gives a shit? Weinberg gotta get paid…he's not Conan's girlfriend

Did you just post how much you paid for a suit? Along with the label? Wankadoodle.

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

I remember reading about a man who had long hair, and some "wild ideas", and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was…I forget.

I can count real high, Smash
They should just have a show that has Coach Taylor traveling through time, getting into monkeyshines

This is a depiction of the prophet hiding behind the word "ungulate":

That apartment was rent-controlled! It belonged to Monica's grandmother. Friends!

@Pjam:
"Life of Pi was for people that believe they should be reading "literature" (whatever the fuck that is), but actually just want something that's easy and conformist and makes them look smart on the train to work."

The parts of the sequels related to the actual matrix are pretty awesome; not so much the "real world" of drumming and fucking and earth tones and endless waves of squids