Nobody really proved anything of any sort. This whole boob armor thing is just a chance for guys to be feminist heroes without actually having to do anything.

Any comment on Conan's leather briefs?

Sif a boy? How do you expect the film to pass the Bechdel Test if Sif is a boy?

Don't try getting condescending with me, sonny! I'll call you "dear" and "sweetie"and so on and tell you to lie down and shit until your lungs fill with fluid from the embarrassment.

Assume good faith, dicknose!

Hey look, people who live in unfunny glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones. Seriously, go into your comment history and find one funny, or hell, even one worthwhile comment.

I didn't say it's terrible. Just… vanilla?

Sounds like a lot of people are doubting your lived experiences. They're gettin all sorts of side-eye from me.

Buddy, this is a Disqus powered user forum on a pop-culture website. Wasting time is what happens here when shit goes right.

If she wants you to know she'll tell you.

No it's actually necessary for Asgardians because armor that stands too far away from the chest allows dark elf energy bolts through on account of the Asgardian gods' natural near-skin bioelectric fields that enhance their magic armor.

Another blond, white, able, presumably straight and cisgender Thor. Yawn.

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I like how he's talking to the pineapple the whole time.

Hey you know what? Fuck this.

Hey you know what? Fuck this.

Hey you know what? Fuck this.

Hey you know what? Fuck this.

Hey you know what? Fuck this.

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