It's like "reporting" they guess. Whatever that means. What are they like telling people about stuff? I could totally see the Hollywood Reporter doing something like that.

King of the Hill is my second favorite television program ever, but I also grew up in the suburbs of Dallas, which I think factors into my fondness for it. In any case…

Or Roth

"Start Me Up" is a sporting-event-only song. Otherwise, it makes you feel like you're at a sporting event, which makes you think of those old Jock Jams CDs, which makes you think about like what kind of dork would rock out to Jock Jams in their car?, which of course makes you feel like masturbating because, let's be…

Three cheers for smauis's simile!

I rather like "funemployment." I'm going to use it on my lazy, no-good fuck of a wife.

The rampant pirating of porn continues unabated.

Then why do we all want to ejaculate on her?

The phone is ringin'.
Oh my god.

I can't remember the name of the first one (perhaps "The Worst Three Hours of Your Life" The Musical), but the second was Jersey Boys. Neither are good representations of legitimate musical theater, I'm sure.

My mom has dragged me to two Broadway musicals while visiting me in NYC. They were both lame as fuck, of course, and most of my fellow audience members made me kind of sad about America or some such feeling, but there is something pretty crazy and interesting and almost inspiring about the work the performers and…

They said we wouldn't make it a year.

I second Lame-o's motion. It's starting to give me dork tingles.

Hey guys. Michael Jackson died.

Ahh Spencer's Gifts. Without that store my childhood and early teen years would have been far less lava lamp-lit.

I took the "How bipedal are you?" quiz and, not too brag er nuthin, but I scored a 98%.

The Wrestler
Am I the only one who thought this movie was thoroughly mediocre aside from several beautiful shots and some fine acting on Mickey Rourke's part? The story was a bit trite and by-the-numbers, no? Am I wrong? Do you hate me? I like you.

Is the red planet Mercury like the crimson eye of Cerebus?

I would like to draw attention back to Jorge's funny response at the top of this thread.

Mountain Dew and Red Bull. I don't know.