Awwww. But his wife died of cervical cancer this year. Now I am sad.

I did a vegetarian version of pot pie, and buttermilk biscuits recently!!! Such a good food-making choice.

Sorry if I was one of the people who stole your beer at that party, dude…

It is. My god, heroin is a helluva drug.

STORY TIME WITH THRACE:

Delicious and delightful treats!

Eh. Maybe. He would have found that embarrassing, I think.

For the story. Everyone asks how you got engaged, they want to know how the guy did it, etc.

With sprinkles?

I am internetting, which is always a joke. I just don't know who the joke is on.

Changed it to "biology" because it's really life, the universe, and everything that is stupid.

So go/
Downtown, things will be great when you're/
Downtown, no finer place for sure/
Downtown, every thing's waiting for you.

I basically did. I was like, "Ask me to marry you already. By this date. At this location."

It's more that some women have a drop off in fertility then. But, yeah, my mom had my brother at age 39. People can have kids in their late 30s, but some people don't want to take chances that they will have difficulty conceiving.

I made assumptions and figured that the guy was probably raised religiously and feels like he has done something terrible by having sex. He's only 18, he probably still believes in True Love Waits. She should DTMFA, for her good as well as for his. He'll "rape himself" with other girls for a few years, grow up,…

It is true that, if she wants more than one kid, her window on baby-making years could be flying by. This is the stupidity of our biology. People shouldn't have kids until their late 30s for monetary, temperament, and just all-around convenience issues. But every year after 35 or so, it's harder for the woman to…

We libtards have always been at war with Christmas. Haven't you seen Fox News?

Well, for about three weeks I couldn't log in here. So it was definitely easier to comment there. Also, this site was crashing like crazy for at least a week or two. And this site is hard to use with my phone.

You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day.

I, too, enjoy the book The Time Traveler's Wife. But not the movie, which excises all self-rape.