Ohhh, that's brilliant! Hearty and not side-y. I love it, thank you!

Various yellows for me today.

My rib pain is back and I am not sleeping again. Doctor just says it will go away eventually, they don't know what's wrong (probably the car accident, no one knows). I'm so sick of this.

Someone tell me what to make for Thanksgiving as a vegetarian. I've been a vegetarian for 12 years now, and I have never fully answered this question. Tofurkey sucks, side dishes are delicious but never quite satisfying (of course I'll make sides, I'm just thinking entree right now), lasagna is weird for Thanksgiving…

I WOULD WRITE THE PROFIT REVIEWS!!! I WILL DO THAT.

But doesn't the lack of circulation make the clothing not work as well?

No. I only had 4 hours of sleep :( And no cookies for weeks!

Focus On The Family Is A Terrorist Organization Rant:

Gay marriage for some, miniature gay marriage initiatives for others!

Yep, that is what happened with me, too. I was skimming the old guy letter, because ew, and then I saw what Dan wrote at the bottom of the article and did a spit-take. I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

Truly, yours is the mind that is disturbed.

Let's assume Bob Dole-levels of Viagra.

Did you dress as Archer?

Bees are awesome!!!

I think it'd be great to have a Frasier episode to follow-up on Cheers. I propose A Lillith Thanksgiving, as that episode is hilarious and captures how much stress it is to try to make the holidays perfect.

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And it's so much better knowing that Roseanne pictured a certain dynamic for her parents (I assume, based on what she later said about her own family), that you only get hints of throughout the episode.

All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My birthday. I was 10, and do you know what they got me? *Malibu* Barbie!!!

All Irish blokes sounds the same to you, eh?

The chimp is going to be the Dom.