Nooooooooooo.

I prefer the dark, as well, but I feel like it's always the one that gets bought out first at the shop.

Warning: You just bought a Hot Pocket.

And no one shalt have affordable healthcare to treat Hot Pocket-related obesity.

But can't we see that again? Nay, don't we DESERVE to see that again?

That's why I have to drink all the vodka. It goes bad once it's been opened.

Thou shalt render unto Wahlberg what is Wahlberg's.

To drive home her point, does she throw a trashcan through the nearest plate-glass window?

Since you're an upper middle-class white dude, I'm sure random passers-by understand your point very well.

I always thought the one to be beaten up by Chris Brown would be Russell Brand.

Puddinghead has come unstuck in time.

Do The Right Thing taught me that portable boomboxes are very distracting.

*Studio audience gasp*

Just right.

Yes, that's a point that I had forgotten about the later books—that Ender is largely seen as a horrible human being, and that he accepts that assessment of his actions while trying to come to terms with how to keep living his life and atone.

That's because you don't want to experience Ender's MAIM!!!

This will change his life for the better, Dorian.

I've got Star Trek, 19th and 20th century Irish literature, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So, you win.

I am so sorry, idiotking. Good luck. I am thinking of you. I know times are tough right now and I hope everything gets better.

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