lol! Hilarious! I could see Will Ferrell saying this…

ha ha! I think this one's my fav!

Dear God, please let Tyra Banks be watching this. …one look into my smoldering smize, masculine yet as gentle as an infant's hiccup,  nestled above my chiseled jawline, and I'll have a sure seat at the America's Next Top Model judges table. Oh God- that's all I want!! Stop it Jason! Stop crying! Grip that piece of…