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I have a co-worker that likes both Wu-Tang and Seinfeld. And yes, as you can expect, he's not very normal :)

The Big Fight in My Family…
has been "who lost mom's DVD of The Manchurian Candidate"? The Sinatra one, you know, the good one.

They should have Christian Bale play Bond…
but only if he brings along that uber-creepy gravelly "Batman Voice".

Wow. I must have missed that article. I must have been jerking off at the time. :)

The Best "Drop Everything" Movie
I own the damn thing on disc, so I can watch it any damn time I please. But if it comes on TV, throw the remote away for 90 minutes, because I'm watching it again 'til the end. Edited, swear words overdubbed, uncut, I don't care. I'm stopping everything else and finishing the movie.

These guys are…
the reason I have my name :)

True story. I'm walking around Philadelphia back in like 1990 or so. I'm visiting the city so I leave the hotel and literally walk around for blocks and blocks downtown to see what I can see. I'm not looking for the bad part of town, the good part of town, I'm just walkin'.

To answer the question posed in the headline….
No. No, I'm not.

At any point in the song…
does either singer tell us who they are and what they are here to say?

I like the part when….
Sandler talks all normal and stuff….AND THEN STARTS YELLING!

But wait….
** GASP** Weird Al is rich… and famous…and white…too! So we should immediately discount everything he has to say also! Because no one who possesses those three traits can be trusted, amirite my guilt-ridden pasty white hipster dbag lets-all-be-different-in-exactly-the-same-way friends?

That was some damn good sausage
Seriously, folks.

Nice take, NOIP. "shoehorns the same old daddy issues" Love it.

AI didn't suck in the final act
It sucked from beginning to end. A wall-to-wall crapfest. Kubrick, Spielberg….whoever helmed whatever parts of the film, didnt matter. It all stank.

Edgier will mean jive-talking sidekick robots who talk like plantation folk. THAT'LL make all the kids laugh!

LOL

Zune-based humor makes me laugh. I have no idea why. Damn thing was such a flop. I can't stop smiling when I think of it. Big Company Fails Big = Comedy Gold

Speaking of 34% thinner
Jobs is wasting away. He looks like crap.

Like him or not…
he does have a pretty compelling story.

If Whedon's Grandpappy Wrote this…
…where is the tiny-tiny chick who can kung-fu everyone? "Cuz its gotta be in there somewhere.