Denim & Leather: funny that three of the things they mention in this song will NEVER be experienced by most music fans anymore: standing in line in the snow for tickets, hanging out at the local record store, and reading the music (news)papers about your fave group.  Something about
"Did you click your browser…

I walk around with a bracelet made up of a twisted leather string with four little white block letters on it: W W D D.

Is this the one where he fights the Gorn ?

Is Choke Hold written by Christa Block (as it says in the text) or by Christa Faust (as it says on the cover of the book).

I see what you did there! :D

I can define Objectivism in four words:

…using Autotune?

DENTAL PLANNING!

I am NOt saddENed by tHIs.

EVERY nerd knows the difference between "Wisdom" and "Intelligence" though….

Ghostbusters 2: Ectoplasmic Boo-galoo. 
With an empasis on the Boo. 
Because…its like ghosts and all that shit….and ghosts…y'know….ghosts say Boo…..sometimes.

More like…
Failsville….amirite?

Hopefully they might be actually bothered to go to the clusterfuck known as Your Local Polling Center and cast a damn vote.

It may have been larger than Beck's…
but all those Beck motherfuckers VOTE.

Your parents suck(ed). Nine years old is like the prime of your trick-or-treating career. Wow, that blows, my man.

Best for costume for me, prolly worse for everyone else…
Celtic Warrior: neck torc, sandals, lots of blue body paint on half of my body. Nothing else.

How much…
…drugs did this guy do back in the day, I wonder?

Goodnight Springton….
…there will be no encore!

This film was spectacular-
-ly bad.

Bill Hicks is WAY overrated
That is all.