@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus, no one will be slapped. I was an exceedingly well behaved theatergoer, and at that time it was cheaper just to buy me a ticket than to pay a babysitter. I also saw the original Broadway production of Glengarry Glen Ross when I was eight. Suck it.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus, no one will be slapped. I was an exceedingly well behaved theatergoer, and at that time it was cheaper just to buy me a ticket than to pay a babysitter. I also saw the original Broadway production of Glengarry Glen Ross when I was eight. Suck it.

I saw the original off-Broadway production when I was about 6 I guess, and I similarly lost my shit. Unfortunately, in that theater, not only did the plant advance on the audience at the end, but hundreds of plant tendrils dropped from the ceiling above the audience at the end of the finale. What I most remember is…

I saw the original off-Broadway production when I was about 6 I guess, and I similarly lost my shit. Unfortunately, in that theater, not only did the plant advance on the audience at the end, but hundreds of plant tendrils dropped from the ceiling above the audience at the end of the finale. What I most remember is…

She was in Midnight in Paris? Well maybe I did see her then…although I fell asleep in the middle so maybe not.

She was in Midnight in Paris? Well maybe I did see her then…although I fell asleep in the middle so maybe not.

So excited to finally see Nina Arianda, my favorite actress who until last night I had never seen act (she played Zarina). She gave a great acceptance speech at the Tonys this year.

So excited to finally see Nina Arianda, my favorite actress who until last night I had never seen act (she played Zarina). She gave a great acceptance speech at the Tonys this year.

Pretty unlistenable, and yet not the most unlistenable podcast I've suffered through this week: that honor would go to Aaron's guest-host gig on Professor Blastoff.

Pretty unlistenable, and yet not the most unlistenable podcast I've suffered through this week: that honor would go to Aaron's guest-host gig on Professor Blastoff.

Good point — he's really best at playing people who have a veneer of cool masking a serious case of flopsweat.

Good point — he's really best at playing people who have a veneer of cool masking a serious case of flopsweat.

@avclub-4890b244b694eb077186da46702d0111:disqus Teaching Mrs. Tingle. Kissing Jessica Stein. Waking Ned Devine.

@avclub-4890b244b694eb077186da46702d0111:disqus Teaching Mrs. Tingle. Kissing Jessica Stein. Waking Ned Devine.

Stolen Kisses. I know D'Angelo likes that movie so I was legitimately shocked it wasn't here.

Stolen Kisses. I know D'Angelo likes that movie so I was legitimately shocked it wasn't here.

Is that the sister who tried to kill herself back there? I don't know why but that woman is completely unidentifiable to me. Like her face is a giant void.

Is that the sister who tried to kill herself back there? I don't know why but that woman is completely unidentifiable to me. Like her face is a giant void.

Just had to represent for the only movie I have ever booed the screen at the end of: Blown Away.

Just had to represent for the only movie I have ever booed the screen at the end of: Blown Away.