Does Lady Elaine Fairchild drop by and dispense old alcoholic lesbian wisdom? If not, I pass.

Does Lady Elaine Fairchild drop by and dispense old alcoholic lesbian wisdom? If not, I pass.

I just watched it again and I think the eyeroll was in response to something Baby Holker was doing. She was holding her in place throughout the critique like she was afraid if she let go the kid would go barreling toward the stage or something, and smiling and nodding like someone who's trying to model appropriate…

I just watched it again and I think the eyeroll was in response to something Baby Holker was doing. She was holding her in place throughout the critique like she was afraid if she let go the kid would go barreling toward the stage or something, and smiling and nodding like someone who's trying to model appropriate…

Yeah, it's America's Favorite Dancer, but I don't think any winner thus far has been incapable of performing a double pirouette. Hell, on a good day I can do a double pirouette, and nobody's calling me a dancer. I think Spencer Liff threw that in just to fuck with Cyrus.

Yeah, it's America's Favorite Dancer, but I don't think any winner thus far has been incapable of performing a double pirouette. Hell, on a good day I can do a double pirouette, and nobody's calling me a dancer. I think Spencer Liff threw that in just to fuck with Cyrus.

It's funny as hell and sexxxxaaaaaay.

It's funny as hell and sexxxxaaaaaay.

Lucky Star. My friends and I used to go to Culture Club a bunch, because we are old nerds who love to dance but don't enjoy actual clubs. Lucky Star birthed my most successful choreography. "Star": point at a star with both hands; "bright": shield your eyes from the brightness of the star.  One of those friends is…

Lucky Star. My friends and I used to go to Culture Club a bunch, because we are old nerds who love to dance but don't enjoy actual clubs. Lucky Star birthed my most successful choreography. "Star": point at a star with both hands; "bright": shield your eyes from the brightness of the star.  One of those friends is…

Aw, I liked Boogie Shoes.

Aw, I liked Boogie Shoes.

The inside turn in attitude was what killed me, but the releve was pretty freaking awesome too. The solo reminded me, and her whole time on the show has reminded me, of Jeanine (but better)…here's hoping her season ends the same way.

The inside turn in attitude was what killed me, but the releve was pretty freaking awesome too. The solo reminded me, and her whole time on the show has reminded me, of Jeanine (but better)…here's hoping her season ends the same way.

A 10-year-old girl could totally lie down in a NYC apartment closet. Throw one of those husband pillows in there, you've got a comfy little nook. Matter of fact, I'm getting angry I DIDN'T read in the closet when I was 10.

A 10-year-old girl could totally lie down in a NYC apartment closet. Throw one of those husband pillows in there, you've got a comfy little nook. Matter of fact, I'm getting angry I DIDN'T read in the closet when I was 10.

Yeah, Hamm and Rudd in the same room: clearly I was not in attendance, because my reproductive system is still intact.

Yeah, Hamm and Rudd in the same room: clearly I was not in attendance, because my reproductive system is still intact.

My first thought as well. And then, from the creative perspective, any scene in Topsy-Turvy, but I suppose primarily the one where Gilbert's sword falls off the wall.

My first thought as well. And then, from the creative perspective, any scene in Topsy-Turvy, but I suppose primarily the one where Gilbert's sword falls off the wall.