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@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus @avclub-1eb590c1259ff05809830227e2b7e782:disqus Ugh, Big Fish. I especially hate it because as I recall Burton had just had a kid and his dad had recently died, and he apparently thought this had given him access to never-before-addressed-in-film BIG IDEAS about…

No, that's Andrew Rannells, who's in one of the other sitcoms NBC picked up. So now NBC isn't content to ruin its own content — they have to start destroying perfectly good Broadway musicals as well.

@avclub-13d7df3c17502af69aafccc758195f96:disqus Well, something special and memorable, maybe, but above all something worth hundreds of dollars.  Then you get stuck in this weird tautological ouroboros of "expensive therefore by definition good, good therefore worth the money".

They just have to change their titles to imperatives and they'll be safe.  Communitize me!

Yep, it was after "It is knowing" that Don stopped listening, and when it played over the credits it started up again at that line. Played nicely into his and Peggy's resentment of Megan's decision.

Just replying to this one again so you see it: I see your point, but I think he could do it anyway. What about the leather-pants salesman in "The Joke: the Musical"? He's not arrogant at all, except for his ill-considered decision to stick his dick in those holes.

You have obviously not seen him sing "Y'all Are Brutalizing Me."

I had the perfect casting for a remake long ago: David Cross as Seymour, Jack Black as Orin. Now David is too old, so, sorry, no remake for you.

Eh, Sullivan's Travels is good but Palm Beach, Hail the Conquering Hero, The Miracle of Morgan's Creek, and The Lady Eve all kick its ass in my opinion.

"Mine is 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus'."

There is some serious, Pretty-in-Pink-level tongue going on, too.

YEAAAAAAAH!!  With-a-dra-HAWWWWWWWN! Withdrawn!

Scientologeeeeeeeeee……

I need some bearded Hamm on my bearded clam! Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.

Well, if there's one thing I demand from a dating site, it's articulateness.

Yeah, Tom would totally be a Merrily We Roll Along guy.

"My gift is my song, and I found it on sale in the irregular bin."

I came here just to say hi-keeba.

Nope. Or Hitler crossbred with a Monty Python Gumby.