I wouldn't get too worried. The curse of the billy goat is powerful and will manifest itself one way or another just as when it chose the vessel of Steve Bartman.

The great Burt Lancaster with a twinkle in his eye. Gets me every time as well.

I'm in your boat Burl. Saw it with an enthusiastic late night audience and was thoroughly spooked despite knowing full well that the actors weren't actually murdered (despite the clever marketing I rather doubt that many people did believe it to be a chronicle of the poor trio's final moments). It may be that plenty…

Yeah, I meant in terms of philosophical temperament, not family lineage and place of upbringing.

Come now. Fricke's a hippie, Malick's some sort of optimistic yankee transcendentalist.

Andy Rooney offering "free eyebrow rides" to anyone and everyone…

Huh. I'd have guessed that professional Greco-American Nia Vardalos called dibs.

Proper Wisconsin supper club cheese curds>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Culver's cheese curds>>A&W cheese curds

Those are some child bearing hips. And I should know!

The defense of Paul Blart is perhaps a nobler hill to die on.

It would have stunk even if the ghost of River Phoenix played Indy Jr.

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was terrible but that was not his fault.

Is it that Jonthan Rosen-something guy? He's a real pretentious weiner.

Janice is a cool groovy chick and also foxy. You're way off base here Biff.

Pope Francis and the Dalai Lama both seem like cool guys.

Good gravy. She was on the shambling corpse that has been known as The Simpsons for the past fifteen years or so? I am, as always, pleased that I checked out around the turn of the millennium.

I'd have been a friendly fellow and asked him about that one crazy backwards falling-down one handed touchdown catch he made as that was pretty darn cool. At the least, if I were completely unfamiliar with him, I'd introduce myself. I guess, if I were an utterly horrible, grossly privileged, thoroughly caucasian and…

Lady in the Water sure as hell was.

I think BJD meant "shambling slob." Lousy autocorrect.

No mention of Krusty's 27th annual telethon for motion sickness? "Poor little guys. So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in!"