Palin's "snafu" was like that scene in Stepford Wives where the robot lady goes haywire and starts spouting jumbled half sentences. It was a thing of wonder and beauty.

Those movies look like the Chinatown/swap meet knock off version of The Hunger Games right down to the ersatz Jennifer Lawrence.

Okay, we can keep the quad-barrel shotgun provided we lose the Home Alone kid and the nunchuck lady with the Kid'n'Play hairdo.

A better idea would be to omit Phantasms 2-4 and present the first movie as the definitive series.

I recently learned that Angus Scrimm had a long career in the music industry as a writer of liner notes. He even has a grammy award!

Reggie's a cool dude. He gets some sweet sounds out of that acoustic guitar of his.

Jam Master Jay is spinning in his grave.

B..bu..but, it says "freedom" and "ethics" right there in the name!

It ain't gonna be cheap…and you don't even get to hear about Xenu's space armada until you've sold your first born into a billion years of servitude scrubbing Tom Cruise's motorcyles with a tooth brush.

Cooper looks great with stubble but I can't imagine him bringing across Indy's laid back rascal charm. He's too weirdly intense.

Murray? Still doesn't give a shit about a new Ghostbusters movie. Ramis? Same as Murray but for entirely different reasons.
Hudson? Now pinning all of his hopes on a cameo in the inevitable Congo reboot.
Aykroyd? Goes back to selling spaceman booze.

ANOTHER Showdown in Little Tokyo!

I have a hard time seeing Segel as anything other than a variation on his Freaks and Geeks character (i.e. a big loveable dope). If he can pull of a convincing portrayal of David Foster Wallace it will be pretty darn impressive.

It would have been nice if instead of backing down disingenuously he'd doubled down and admitted that he was consciously pointing out the parallels between Tarantino's bit of satirical propaganda and the cinematic hagiography of a self-aggrandizing racist sociopath fueled by bloodlust.

Thelma is in the Good Times Lego Cabrini Green playset.

BA BOOM A RANG RANG

The Mohel; this Halloween he's cutting more than just foreskin!

He really got around. Robby was even in an episode of Columbo.

Now there's a movie that needs a belated sequel. You have Elwood hit the road with John Goodman and you shoehorn a kid in somehow…

The Last Starfighter is maybe not the noblest hill of artistic integrity to die on.