Confessions of a Mask is also pretty great and also exactly, 100%, completely on the nose what you'd expect from a fascist closeted homosexual who committed seppuku at an army garrison.

Marty's ready to shoot. He's just sitting by the phone waiting for Ken Watanabe to confirm that he is available to play the role of Barking, Sweaty, Bug-Eyed Samurai Zealot.

Those are good zombies. They can't see you but they can hear you breathing!

I don't know. I think he's gotten too olympic lately. I can't remember the last Zhang Yimou movie that I wanted to watch more than once. I really liked Red Cliff which was pretty "big" but then remembered that John Woo directed it…

Yeah, it's more like a rust belt Robert Forster kind of accent that sometimes sounds like a Chicago accent to my untrained ear. They don't talk like Justin "I Garontee" Wilson did.

If this was directed by Tsui Hark instead if Zhang Yimou I'd be reeeeal excited.

It's possible tell some grounded and realistic stories that happen to take place amidst the jazz music and cajun food and so on (like Treme did). It obviously isn't fair to expect that of the umpteenth spin-off of a long running cop show, particularly when the ads feature Scott Bakula hollerin' about "N'awlins" in a…

I'll bet the creators of Treme felt depressed when they saw the ads for that New Orleans show. "Hoooo boy! We gonna have some crawdaddies an' gumbo here in the big easy!"

It was a creepy enough sentiment the FIRST time you posted it.

I bet they wear those crazy British judge wigs when Bone Thugs-n-Parliament is in session.

Surfing on Sine Waves is great.

Everybody wants some of that sweet Front 242 money$!

He's a traitor. Like Ganelon and Cao Cao.

This is fun stuff. I went down a Wiki Wormhole on The Song of Roland recently.

Nice legs, awful wig.

[Int: shabby tenement flat]
Paddy: "Aye! There's nae po-tay-toes in tha cupboard there's nae!"
Maggie: "G'wan doonstairs and barre' one from Digimon Hoonsou then!"

Sleepy Hollow has a great spooky Halloween apple cider fallen leaves look to it and for that I am willing to overlook how stupid the story is.

This legal setback will push Dean to the Gates of Delirium!

To call Jack White the "polar opposite" of "derivative" is fairly bold.

He is a dead ringer for Slowpoke Rodriguez of Looney Tunes fame.