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We in the hinterland west of the Hudson know horseshit when we see it.

Go plaid. Embrace the madras and act like a gentleman. You're not a rock climber with carabiners and stuff hanging off your belt.

Then the jokes about the pizza at the Oscars WERE true. He was keen to get a slice because he had a case of the doobie munchies!

Is that true? I'd always heard that he loved the doobies but he acts so weird on talk shows and not necessarily in a weedy way.

Harrison Ford has every right to be unhappy and anti-affable. Weiners have been bugging him about Greedo and Jabba the Hut and Indiana Jones for forty years.

I'm ashamed of myself for how many episodes of that I've seen on Netflix.

No matter who wins…we lose.

Another interesting diversity fact: 100% of the 25% of Canadians who are not white are Cantonese.

There's no shame in losing to the best.

Yes, and that is why this whole thing is a bad idea.

Same here. I'm as cool as a damned cucumber.

That's waaaay better. Thanks for the punch up.

Shit, you're right. I'd be down with a late 20's to mid-thirties Han Solo movie. Y'know, where he's the wised up cynical tough guy we know and love. But Han Solo: Plucky Teenager? Pfffftttttt!

National Lampoon's Admiral Ackbar: Space Frat Gamma Centauri

@sonofneckbeard:disqus Disney is smarter than that. They'll try to give us an actor that boys and guys will believe as a swashbuckling adventurer. Can't think of who off the top of my head…probably a New Zealand kiwi or a Welsh guy we've never heard of. That seems to be the way of things these days.

John Candy's brother. No, no, no. The missed opportunity is that a movie was never made where Rodney Dangerfield plays Jonah Hill's estranged Grandpapa.

I was very disappointed when I learned that Harrison Ford is good buddies with Jimmy Buffet.

CALIFORNIA CHEESEBURGER

You're right!