Nobody's going to say White Russian?

Dwight Yoakam should do a movie where he marauds the countryside with his brothers (Clint Howard and Will Oldham).

I remember feeling savvy as a young man because Nell was one of the first films that I reflexively recognized as lame Oscar bait based on the poster alone.

DiCaprio as Arnie in Gilbert Grape was a great performance and one that is just about always, and with good reason, absent from discussions of embarrassing Hollywood portrayals of people with disabilities.

Back when "My Flops.." was a thing I constantly pleaded Nabin to cover The Other Sister for his column. I don't believe it ever happened sadly.

Or a movie about a mysterious island where the hamburgers eat the people.

Eli Roth does not make good movies but if we are stuck with him I'd rather he be behind the camera than in front of it.

Meh. The Bill Murray bit was good.

Their random, made-up shit to actual news ratio still leans pretty heavily towards the former.

Thanos will be unceremoniously killed off screen. The last thirty minutes of the film will consist of a cartoon raccoon voiced by Tommy Lee Jones sighing while sitting in a rocking chair.

Antman has been taken from one of the most visually inventive directors working and likely placed in the capable hands of the guy who made Gangster Squad. Why would they want to distract folks from that?

RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER

I enjoy this feature but in my opinion you dropped the ball by not asking about the Heartbeat video.

Poor John Corbett.

@oddfuturewolfgangpauli:disqus I'm pretty sure you're thinking of that time Bustah Rhymes christened a battleship but the bottle wouldn't break.

IS DAT MY DAAWTER IN DAAAYAAH?

Say what you must about Seth Rogen. Personally, I enjoyed the Green Hornet. The fact remains that Snoop Dogg's voice is a national treasure.

But it isn't a good story because he crashed a particularly good party it is a good story because he it was a random and humorous act that Bill Murray performed.

Yeah. I guess if I can still enjoy The Patriot after all of that public vulgarity then I sure as shit can still enjoy this.

Papa was a rolling stone man.