Would we consider Joseph Gordon Levitt to have been a child star? Directorial debut aside, he seems like a sensible fellow.

Hey. Semper Fudge. Spanglish.

The conundrum is as follows; everyone is bored of him slapping on pancake makeup and jumping around doing silly voices. Take away the pancake makeup and silly voices, however, and what you're left with is Harrison Ford level sleepy, mumbly underacting.

Ghost Rider and Metallica both peaked in popularity and influence at around the same time. This is not a coincidence.

An early contender emerges for the annual list of shitty band names.

That's not black Jesus, it's Ned the Wino!

I was hoping to gain some insight as to why Ester Rolle hated punch bowls so much.

@MANIAC_C0P:disqus I've been saying that for years! Michael Caine knocks it out of the park. His performance is genuinely heartfelt.

His name is Mr. Darcy.

Combine the global star power of Jennifer Garner and 2014 Kevin Costner with the worldwide appeal of American Football and you've got yourself a surefire mega hit on the international market.

Robin Hood? Even given his particularly spotty filmography I have a hard time agreeing with that as a highlight.
Anyhow, I've always felt that Costner is more than up to the task when called upon to play a drawly talking U.S.A. American Joe who likes sports where balls are thrown and caught. That's the beginning…

@avclub-71ff465903253ce40ebbbd797969bbde:disqus Sounds like somebody missed out on both Thirteen Going on Thirty and Swing Vote.

I'd like to see Herzog's Swamp Thing because it would be so conflicted what with the hero embodying the horrible teeming madness of nature (which must be destroyed).

Years ago, the young republicans at my university invited him to give a talk. As a fan of 80's wrestling I was duty bound to attend. As I recall, he hit the usual notes about self-reliance and pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps, etc. He was also very vocal in his distaste for homosexuality.

That houseplant is in rough shape.

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Shia Labeouf, Christian Slater, Ryan Reynolds, Rachel Leigh Cook, Courtney Freakin' Love?!!? This isn't a list of actors due a renaissance this is a list of people no one ever wants to see again…and for good reason.

The trailer I saw made it look like a Guy Ritchie movie (never a good thing) that transitions into an ersatz Mike Leigh movie somewhere around the mid-point.

Even after that pseudo-autobiography thing about his life in hiding?

Forget Cooper. Bring back Tom Selleck. It's finally his time to shine!