His head is crudely photoshopped onto a drawing of the Buddha who is widely believed to have been a Buddhist.

Cooper shrugs, turns around, stars in three Uncharted movies, an Allan Quartermain movie and a Romancing the Stone reboot.

Kevin Smith and Morgan Spurlock are still receiving paychecks to mug and self-promote their talentless asses while that smug, weasel faced jerk from Wedding Crashers is due to play Indiana Jones…you newswire turds are driving me to the bottle.

That was as sharp and precise as a scalpel. God bless you, O'neal.

Look at those asswipes. They want to be The Clash but they're not The Clash.

The bastard son of Fisher Stevens and Alan Tudyk
Emo Larry Bird
Assistant Manager at Longhorn Steakhouse
Charles Manson

Couldn't have stretched that into an A- could you? That would be waaay too generous.

Gee, he got gaunt.

You should watch this movie called Hard Target. You'd really like it.

Geez guys. That's like, four more Gyllenhalls than I wanted in the first place.

Alternate title: Sock Hop: Origins.

I'll probably watch the first five minutes of this on Netflix streaming before deciding that, no, I'm bored…but I'm not THAT bored.

AUDREY MEADOWS FOREVER !@!!1!!

Make sure it has those big goofy handles that you push/pull. That's where the real comedy lies.

Well, I love Stephen Chow so I'll still watch it. There's no way it's worse than CJ7 right? RIGHT?!?!

Seconding Dikachu's vote. If only Bill Bruford had stayed on as drummer for that record it would be all the better…

Is that a necklace or did he barf on himself? Either way, cheekbones lady in the center there is regarding him with lofty disdain.

The only good thing to come out of that movie was the tale of Brando demanding that DeNiro shoot all of his scenes because he hated Frank Oz and accused the man of wanting to stick his hand up his ass like a muppet.

You said it brother! Those folks are squares! Country bumpkins, all of 'em!

I'd rather see a James Iha and Jon Anderson team-up.