Where are the big plastic name tags and Detective Sipowicz styled short sleeve dress shirts with black ties?

Attractive? She looks a bit scrunchy torsoed and grasshoppery legged for my tastes.

@AreYouKiddingMeKid:disqus

You'd think Lady Sibyl would have learned her lesson…STAY AWAY FROM PLUCKY IRISHMEN!

You should have bellowed the following at him: "Michael Bay traded up! He traded up to Maaaahk Waaahllllbaaaahgh!"

It's called the Iggy Pop diet.

Zimmerman's flappy udders, horrid though they no doubt are, do not rank among the worst aspects of this story.

@avclub-dc7f42035d0b5d0ce42f21e5fcec6184:disqus I'm pretty sure that you're thinking of Alien v.s. Predator, Not washed-up rapper v.s. kid murderer.

I hear that in Stuart Gordon's script a bunch of South Seas gun runners get their ding-dongs ripped off.

@avclub-0e1fe39253f46d1349d05506fa26ed42:disqus You mean the parents from Poltergeist. Craig T. Nelson was jamming on a doobie with his foxy 80s wife whereas the exorcist parent was a sad, single mom.

Fookin Roses innit? Madchester rave on!

Dawes is dead! Long may the Lawrence Arms reign!

Internet tough guy is right, and I'm not just saying that out of fear of reprisals. Disintegration is not an album of music. It is just one big long swelling fart of sad and cheesy 80's synths.

@TheGhostOfDBoonsGhost:disqus
Quit yer yappin' and pass the bong, dooooooodd.

@avclub-298673367c6de609ae5970ce1e699c50:disqus
What a wicked web you weave! Truly, the hunter has become the hunted.

@avclub-0108709d613bc1d1db7e5c2b5f02c657:disqus Here's how it works:
1.) Beloved public figure X dies.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus A reference to a minor plot point in the Meg Ryan/Wolverine vehicle "The Gentleman Who Travels Through Time". Very impressive.

Let's all be done talking about Juno now please. Even, yes even, in the discussion section of the new movie from the director of Juno. Please.

With such a retrograde view on gender relations how is this not a Tyler Perry production?

The only thing post BSSM worth checking out is Flea's role as Nihilist #3.