Wait.  I still don't know how many times the batmobile caught a flat.

You dodged a bullet there. Sounds like your cousin didn't.

If by "great" you mean that Penn didn't come across as a complete windbaggy jackass as one might expect him to then I guess I agree.

It sure was!  Paulie from Rocky as the cigar chompin' paterfamilias and creepy 70s incest!  I haven't seen the sequel with the killer lamp though.  That might be better.

@avclub-989f0fb402707a55b257d4f5d49bda07:disqus They are terrible and yet all goodhearted people like Flea.

Nah. John was a sourpuss. Robyn's a chipper fellow.

@avclub-ebaecc92914b0c48ee244d59fcc39102:disqus Easy for you to say.  You sound like a mix of Don Cornelius and James Earl Jones.

As someone whose voice is best described as "nasal monotone" I embrace Elliot as a brother.

Days of Heaven is the best movie ever made about fields and fields of shimmering golden wheat at sunset.

Liked for correct transcription of "beatsie" instead of "beastie".

HONKEY LIPS

Doesn't a guy get his ding dong ripped off in that one?

Aaaaah, the Frrrrench….coffee tables.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus *pedantry alert* That popular image is not the historical Buddha but of a medieval Chan (Zen) monk who was thought to be an incarnation of Maitreya, the future Buddha.  In early Indian art the Buddha is neither depicted a bald or chubby.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Simple and obvious though it is the difference between a chickenhawk phony tough guy and a conscientious objector is not at all clear to Lobsters.

@avclub-2a6ac9e5324952e36b40237cf2fcdad8:disqus In Texas.

*Owen Wilson Walks Out*

It's pretty much The Grey but with a puffy Alec Baldwin and a wheezy Anthony Hopinks in place of Liam Neeson and a bunch of mouthy jerks.

He apparently turned a blind eye to decades of high profile lawsuits against the church alleging all manner of abuse to say nothing of the very public exposes that journalists have been churning out for decades only to finally quit because the church is homophobic.  I get the impression that the Haggis fellow is not…

@avclub-c5f441cd5f43eb2f2c024e1f8b5d00cd:disqus No, the first half of the book is entirely given over to L. Ron and his wacky adventures.  Some pretty jaw dropping stuff (treasure hunts for gold he buried in previous lives, lectures on how dead souls are reprocessed for rebirth in outer space, petty abuses of…