@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus Always though that was funny given that Salt Lake is probably the one town in the U.S.A. where Jazz is illegal.

Slappin' people just isn't the same as massacring an entire pioneer wagon train. 

@avclub-52daa17a306006563a5361c316f87c7b:disqus Capcom should make a Street Fighter styled game featuring British musicians. 

@OldeFortran77:disqus I always thought that he was called Leon because he has the Leo DiCaprio "Titanic" haircut.  Why he still has it in 2013 is another matter.

Had the same issue where they apparently made a fake card and the same difficulty in convincing them the bank that I, a male from the north with an asian sounding name, did not warp to Atlanta for a quick weave at "Braidz".

I'd rather watch Jeffrey Combs in a little film called Castle Freak.  A guy gets his ding dong ripped off in that one.

I miss the inspired riffing of funny Owen Wilson.  So sad that he was replaced by Marmaduke voice over puppy romcom Owen Wilson.

His heroes are Sting and Richard Gere. 

In fairness, there is no man on earth who can wear a pencil thin moustache and not look like a sex offender.

He taped that poor kid's "buns" together.  What a jerk.

@avclub-ebaecc92914b0c48ee244d59fcc39102:disqus If the Coppola's are so darned pretentious then why is Francis Ford's wine so aggressively mediocre?

Michael Cera was in about 30 movies in two years before he flamed out due to overexposure.

I wonder what kind of factors the loss prevention folks take into account other than distance and a sudden run of massive purchases.   My incident involved the thief purchasing items and services that would not make sense given my gender and surname (I don't wear the applebottom jeans and would not be well served by a…

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That Attic song is awesome.  They should do the soundtrack for every new Castlevania game from now on.

Dad! Get over here and sort this Ghidorah fellow out!

I saw them a few years ago and Shane barfed on the stage.  Then he staggered off and the band played instrumentals for about 20 minutes until he came back.  How is that man still alive?

Not bragging, but I can honestly say that while I had heard of it I had never bothered to visit Aintitcool until I clicked that link.  Does he always write like that? Because that was one tremendously garbled and disjointed wall of text.

turtlehead's argument is invalidated immediately by the assumption that lyrics have anything to do with the quality of MBV (or any other shoegazing band for that matter).

Gabara is just a device whereby Ichiro learns to stand up to bullies.  In a way, don't we all have a Gabara in our lives?