Don't start a race riot here. We're talking about a crazy movie.

Exit Through The Gift Shop…
…has more to do with "My Kid Could Paint That" than "Inception". Both films question the validity of modern art. However, I'm not sure it belongs on this list.

Potato chips with ketchup
Discovered one day in my grandma's kitchen. I'd take a paper plate, pile up a hill of Ruffles, and bath them in ketchup. I was like, "How come no one has discovered this!?!" And that's how I became the fat kid in school.

Fight Club
Definitely "Fight Club" Especially now that I have my own apartment that required I fill it up with furniture, some of which came from "Ikea". And although I cook frequently, there are times when fridge is completely empty except for-you guessed it-condiments. So there's a lot of guilt about being some sort…

Or…
Ghost Rider 2: I Should've Moved to Monaco

But…
…how much money does my Oscar-nominated film make?

But…
…how do I catch VD?

Lady Gaga's perfume will smell like "blood and semen"
Oh it better, or I'm going apeshit on all you suckas!

What you have here is a denim sleeve filled with meat.
Instead of a real leg. This show hasn't lived up to it's expectations. So it's time to slice up this boring show and move on.

You gotta see "Badlands"

Number 1:
Thanks for the Go Fug Yourself shout-out. Number Two: I am so glad to have the AV Club watch shit I will never get into.

Bye.
Dude.

Looking for Motive in a Sociopath
Part of Bodhi's allure is his contradictions. Like the way Kathryn Bigelow created a zen-like atmosphere for a action movie.

Gotta say…
I like the video versions of A.V. Talk instead of the audio. First, I get to see my A.V. heroes in action. Second, it's not as long as the audio, which can honestly be a bit of a chore. Keep up the good work.

No one here has yet to consider
that a degree does not guarantee a job, it only guarantees you an education, which is still largely up to you and your family. So if more time is spent really learning your field and not spent complaining about what kind of of job you expect to have afterward, maybe you'd get a job in…

I'm just gonna say it right now Rabin.
If you don't like "My Humps" you nor your wife can dance. If either of you really knew how to rock your ass to this, you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it's emptiness. You're putting way too much though into this song. It's like "Bootylicious" all over again!

Florence & the Machine…
…seems like a cross-breed of Tori Amos and Beyonce. Think about it people.

It sounds like…
…Zach Galifianakis is the Male Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Would you please begin an inventory on THAT archetype please? I'll start:

This review reads like a D or F rating
What could have been redeeming about it, since your review reads like you really didn't like the film?

The phoenix could represent Amber Rose. You know, that exotic, non-speaking creature in weird clothes that Kanye's always hanging with, and no one seems to understand. It's like he's saying she's some ethereal creature that we all have misunderstood when I'm saying, "Yes Kanye, but she really is a stripper from…