You're trying too hard.
You don't have to pack six yucks into every sentence, honest. Stop reading your press clippings, try to relax, and get back to what you're good at.

Yes, at the time. They later changed it to "Idaho".

"apophatic theology" - [wikipedia interlude] - no, just thinking of the QM/Transactional Psychology view that our senses are all we have, & we don't have the direct perception of Reality that "isness" implies - "grass is green" vs. "that grass appears green to me". Which i think you get, but then proceed with lots of…

lex - may i ask what flavor of Buddhism you practice? I'm guessing not Caodong or Linji, if questions like "How can a thing be connected to itself" are an issue. And there is a great deal of "is-ness" in your arguments. Who is the master that makes the grass green?

Jeez, one smartass drunken post and people get all uptight. Or worse, take me seriously, and now i have to think through a hangover to address lexicondevil's excellent answer.

I understand how desperately you want these questions to be "unanswerable". Really. And fuck you, too.

Yeah, a fucking Miller High Life cocktail napkin. Douchebag.

here are the answers.
1. Is there order to the universe?
Well, duh. Of course there is.

BORED
Bored bored bored bored BOOOORED bored bored.

Apparently, that's the "queen bean".

So how old is Amelie?
Just curious.

"Ass-guard" would have been funnier. D+.

um… i was making an extremely obscure joke, actually. I log in as "The Grammar Police" when i want to point out actual errors. Nothing to see here, please move along, sorry about the fuss.

You'll have to lose that Matthew Barney wanker if you expect to be taken seriously. But you have delightful taste in crisps. And music.

Williams has checked in with…
…and a rapper[sic].

Japan rules the UK in crisps, and most other types of hardware
Calbee Curry Flavor potato chips. Yes, Curry. Also Curry flavor potato-starch packing peanuts. Awesome.

Nice bit of ad-hominemity there. You're quite right, i apparently haven't "bothered to find out about" bands most of whose songs i've heard literally hundreds of times on the radio, despite managing to acquire some music degrees. Damn me and my ignorance; and i've just realized my favorite band (whatever that means)…

…as opposed to some people i could mention.

will all boomers please have the courtesy to die
I haven't even bothered to read the comments, so i don't know how many people have already expressed this sentiment. But i don't really care. If you're a Boomer, or just someone from a post-Boomer generation with so much Boomer cock in your mouth that it's impossible to…

FYI, volumed- and levelled-up Emo was called "Grunge".