I think he was asexual. He could have had any woman he wanted, he just preferred his crossbow.

Well, I certainly hope that isn't case. Looking back at all the great romantic pairings that Game of Thrones has offered us over the years isn't very fun. There's Sansa and Joffrey—oh, he's a sadist it's bad for her. Sansa and Ramsay—Oh, he's a sadist and a rapist, it's even worse. Rob and Jen—Oh, murdered. Ned…

What hints in the books? They haven't even met each other, and for his part, Jon is dead. For the show, I saw a one person who was good at talking, and another one who was good at slouching, trying to find common ground. If you actually like these characters, you should hope they don't spark romantically, because…

I saw tension there, but nothing romantic. For which I was glad. This show sticks to its guns when it comes to romance tropes: i.e., it is for suckers.

Yoooo! Cersie straight MACKING! Kissing girls and keeping bitches in the dungeon! She's a plaaaaaaya!

Every daaaaaaaaaaaaay

Ohhh, they went after Tool. Ænima is bad? List is officially bullshit.

Fucker should have died in that tiger cage.

Man, I saw the picture on the front page and thought it was John Morrison. I miss that guy in the WWE.

Hey, does this mean that in the future, China will be able to teleport a nuke into Washington? Possibly hold the world hostage? No missile defenses against Nightcrawler, y'know? Is this the time to be paranoid?

Your god is a maniac. Look at him, just twisting nobs and mashing buttons! He doesn't care! He's a nut!

I'm used to aggressive girls puking on me. I went to UCONN. The digesting on the other hand…

I mean if we can teleport people and products, then that's it for the airline industry. Trucking, and shipping are fucked too. Hell, it could kill the automotive industry entirely! Cars would be pure luxury and would be heavily taxed because of their carbon emissions. I mean, this is incredible, but yeah, it'll…

lol, exactly.

I got started on this show back in '99 (which is also when I accidentally discovered the Sopranos.) I can't say I ever actually liked it, but I did find it mesmerizing. Also, I was seventeen at the time, and this show was a huge inspiration to never do bad things and end up in prison.

Well obviously not because I already wrote that I think hentai is worse. Ugh, getting grossed out just thinking about it. As for porn, it's not a big deal if you stick to the mainstream productions and make an effort to avoid the shadier, misanthrophic stuff. It's like anything in life, there are the positive…

My favorite bit was the conversation between the bishop and the chief demon in the church. "This is all your fault? Isn't it?" It was pure Ellis and the acting was so good in it. The bishop finally cracking under the strain and realizing that he had well and truly done goofed, was too much fun to watch.

Mega Man: Hard R

I feel the same way about hentai. I'm a bachelor between relationships, so, uh, porn for days obviously. But Hentai? Like sitting there, drawing that stuff? And animating it? That's demented.

It's a whip. A thick cord of toughened leather that moves faster than the speed of sound. We've all been conditioned by Indiana Jones to believe getting hit in the face with one of those sum bitches would only sting. That guy losing his eye was an unexpected turn towards realism.