"He found out! Stop him before he reaches the exits. He'll tell everybody!"

You have big calf muscles because you've been overweight. Carrying around a heavy torso is a good workout. I've very rarely seen a big person with skinny legs. So much so, that it's freakin' startling when I do see one.

"We're not sniffing white lines off a hooker's inner thigh because we're afraid of LIBERALS!"

FOX NEWS: That's what she said! Oh, wait, god damn it…

Fox News: Sissies hate it!

Fox News: No sexual Harassment Charges in 35 01 Days.

Liberals will do anything to win!

"She's gay and a woman? How could a concept so utterly fappable be in the hands of MSNBC?!"

Sidenote: Mason waking up with Cordell's face on literally made me vomit.

I really liked season 2 in spite of itself. I think its big misstep was splitting the focus between four leads. Season 1 by focusing primarily on the two leads and their points of view, kept its story focused squarely on everything that mattered. Season 2 in comparison, was much more sprawling and meandering,…

He also had sex with his sister and kept his dad in the garden shed dressed up in a bondage diaper. Errol was a messed up guy.

You sexist beast. Stop objectifying that totally slamming babe with the dangerous curves, you fucker.

I wanted to mention Trump airlines, you magnificent bastard of a carcinogenic product!

No stars on her bikini region?! OUTRAGEOUS!

Not gonna lie, I could never get into Sense8. I thought it was going to be a lot more action-ey than it was.

Far across the mesa,
I'm bringing you bad news.
This show was really awesome,
but they want a season two.

Yay! We'll play in the yard, drink lemonade when it's hot, and sit on the floor in front of the TV an' watch Batman!

Remember earlier this year when Kellogs pulled out advertising, so Breitbart called for a boycott against them for daring to do so? (#boycottkellogs) I seriously think this is blowback from that. When you try to hold an advertiser hostage word gets around pretty quickly. Of course Breitbart should have no…

This sucks. I thought he was immortal. Am I gonna die too, one day?

REPERATIONS FIRST, NED_RYERSON! HE POURED THE OIL IN THE PAN AN' NOW WE GOAN FRY HIM UP!!!!!