Dickhead Killjoy Jr. Why can't you ever lighten up?

Yeah, that's a helpful assessment.

Why is their country's name pronounced 'Canada,' if their citizens are called Canadians? We're Americans because we live in America. So shouldn't Canadians live in Canadia?

I'm still waiting for the giggle-shits to be a movie. There's no script. There's just animated fecal matter rolling around the city of toilet-opia, laughing at the audience. The villains will be a giant roll of paper, and some hand sanitizer.

Nah, that part was great. But for some reason he thinks that entitles him to be around a bunch of women who'd rather not. Typical nice guy, huh?

Just so we're clear Spidey, since the Alamo Theater is donating all the proceeds from their all-female WW screenings to planned parenthood, then what they're doing counts as a fund raising drive, for which there are no rules implicitly banning gender exclusion. (They're simply offering themselves as the venue for…

I could picture Trump giggling like a scandalized fourth grader every time he says "hump."

Oh, it's going to make so much money.

Would that not have been epic?!

It actually is pretty entertaining. If you skip the Archie bits.

I'm still bitter that my theory about Archie being the murderer didn't pan out. Every week, I'd be in the comment section, trying to convince people that Archie wasn't that shallow and dumb, oh no, there was a swerve coming, uh huh, oh, you just watch.

I stayed up all night binge-watching the second season of Attack on Titan on hulu (BIG mistake, there's still three weeks left on the season >.< ) and there was this Titan in it with a huge head and tiny arms that looked so much like Trump that my head was dizzy.

Yeah. And he has tiny hands.

I dunno, when Jonah told that kid in his conversion class to shut-the-FUCK-up on the last episode of Veep, I lost it. You ever snort mountain dew? Terrible sensation.

Lauren Graham is to throaty whispers, what dopamine is to uh, something good, I think? Well, she sounds pleasant to listen to is what I'm getting at.

He's history's greatest monster!

Doctor Psycho comes close. He's a gross serial rapist with psychic powers. One of those silver-age villains that the edgy 90's wasn't very kind to.

There's an upcoming season of Curb your enthusiasm? Well, holy fuck nuggets! Here's hoping Larry finally gets even with that smiling sociopath, Michael J. Fox. Ohhhh, I hate that guy! Using his tremors as a weapon of character assassination. He's a bully! Or as someone with his loathsome persona would say, he's…

Unless they live in a state so solidly red that going out to vote isn't worth the gas wasted on the drive. It's arrogant to assume that everyone who abstained is problematic for doing so.

Ehhhh, still feels like I threw my vote away. If that kid in Georgia can't make something happen in June, then I'm done caring about shit.