Ugh, and now he's getting interviewed on Tucker Carlson, and I don't like him anymore.

Right? It's interesting. Corolla's stance is so weird.

"I don't know why we focus on gender, skin color, sexual proclivity, what's that have to do with anything?"

Ben Jacobs! Let me tell you something, brother! You free media reporting all these facts and figures and getting all the little Gianforte-maniacs all riled up, you spit on this flag, you challenge the mega powers, and you're going down! Gianforte-mania is the power of the universe brother, and it ain't never going…

Next season it's all about Black Siren flashbacks on earth 2 while they drag her through a redemption arc.

Absolutely! I saw this article listed on the front page, and my first thought was: Waldo Frey. A vengeful old bastard with a bunch of kids and a younger wife. C'mon, I can't believe Martin missed something so obvious.

Yes?

Hey! Scary Barry needed love too, man!

Wow, good picture. Look at those lines in his face. I bet our finger nails would make skrinch sounds, if we gently raked them down his cheeks. Heck, I bet a cat could hang off his face like a screen door.

I just assumed 'vetoed' meant "punched her in the face because he's insecure about their relationship."

It's easy to understand. Russia = "The evil Empire." (Boo-hiss!)

I'm sorry man, I didn't even know about it. This fucking world, huh? What a difference it would make if people felt more empathy for strangers.

If you're making fun of the people who died, you're shit. If you're making a joke to cope with the bleakness of it all, then you're okay. If you can't tell the difference between the two, say/write nothing. That's my opinion.

History doesn't look kind to me anyway. It's got all that bad stuff in it.

Bah, it's all limey slang t'me.

No, no, it's funny because in the original Shrek movie, the titular character explains to his mule that ogres are like onions, because each have layers. And coincidentally the Onion is the name of the paper we're discussing! And I called Alec Jones a Shrek! So you see, the Architect's pun, like the onion, is layered…

ahhhhh, that's clever! Good synergy with my gag. 10/10, would read again.

Whistling past the graveyard is ever our wont*.

You might question the certainty of that statement if you ever saw her performance in Scream Queens.

Me neither. That's a terrible thing to go through. I really hope the girl wasn't harassed by irate geeks over her dad's directing. People on the internet have such a fucking problem with putting the brakes on.