Lots of people come to Nashville. Singing about red solo cups, and how great the red white 'n bloo is. I think.

"Watching news footage of Nancy Kerrigan laying in the ice in her tight figure skating outfit, screaming in pain while clutching her leg, triggered a dark sexual awakening in me."

Hey, fellas! Looks like someone is taking a stand against racism over here! Look who's got principals! And believes in things! Ohhhhhh!

And I'm Duff McKagan!

He's not paying them to enjoy it, goddamn it!

But how can I date her? TELL ME! TELL ME!

Oh, oh! If all crime were legal for twelve hours, mister you better believe I'd be at my favorite Old country buffet, eating ice cream directly from the nozzle! Yum!

These theories have too many moving parts. Why'd they have to go and make things so complicated?

Nyahahaha! And now that we've caught him here, this'll make everything else he ever complains about irrelevant in perpetuity!

"Oh, fuck us all, fuck everything, it's Mega-Hitler, and he's looking raw about last time!"

I have no idea what you're talking about. *checks meat slicer.

You refused? Oh, man, you missed out. That show is wild.

It must be pretty good sci-fi if it can convince us a schlub like Seth Mcfarlane could marry someone who looks like Adrianne Palicki.

It makes me feel like I'm checking his back for skin cancer. And I'm dangerously unqualified!

More like "What the fuck?" In my lifetime, Amy Acker is down to "hot mom" roles. That feels like bullshit.

I think her power was literally "sexy eczema." Like her nasty skin flakes were the tonic for dong.

We don't talk about Chuck Austin or Scott Lobdell's runs in the AV Club. We just don't do it.

Someone said it! Alternatively, it looks expensive for youtube.

I wanna pitch a show to ABC called "Rape Cops." It'll open with these, y'know, five minute segments of like these really hot looking chicks, y'know, uh, doing shit or whatever and then they get raped, and then they say "Help, Rape cops!" And then the rape cops come running and arrest the rapists. And they have like…

Fool! Now you know that walls of your cell expand all the way to the borders if your nation! In Trumpland, slavery is freedom, Fluttershy! SLAVERY IS FREEDOM!