Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman, this song really bugs me.
I only know it because of that Taylor Swift thing (Woo!)
Don't know the lyrics just throwing words out like (woo!)
Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman I'm not even rhyming!

( Blue Uglydoll enters a bar filled with dangerous looking Hispanic types, covered in scars and bristling with weaponry. Danny Trejo is the bartender.)

Probably didn't even look at your paperwork. Just sat there and stared at you with his multiples of eyes as he reached for his rubber stamp. Gently pushed the form at you and waited for you to leave without saying a single word. Because Spiders are bastards.

I feel terrible for writing this, but I honestly thought the poor woman had died years ago. Can't really say much except I hope she didn't suffer.

Of the dole, you fly eating goblins! This country was better off when you knew your place! Which was in a corner of the ceiling.

Don't be fooled by the shell of this creature that calls itself 'Shulkie!' 'Tis clear a spider scooped out her mind and pilots her body like a Volkswagen!

I no longer go to the corner market at night for fear of leather jacketed spider hoodlums slouching insolently against a brick wall, slicking their hair back and taunting me with their rakish insults.

That moment you try to get into an elevator and a spider presses the "Close door" button, because spiders are the biggest assholes in the world. Or when you try to buy the last apple pie in the market, and the spider snatches it away, and you're like "Hey! You literally liquefy trapped prey and drink them! You…

Is not true! Don't be listening to dis one okay, leetle buddies? We're all on de upskie ups, yeah?

It was the way he slapped Ken on the shoulder and said "Go ahead." I mean, he's an evil man child, but that was pretty comedic timing. That was a total Dunder Mifflen move.

Dare you suggest that our mighty leader does not know all the best words? Does not have all the best words?

What are you doing, man?! What are you doing?!

No. No, he's not the Nickelback of movie directors. People actually pay to see Nickelback perform. He's more like the 4 non blondes.

Shut your bleeping mouth, they're in a rebuilding decade.

"What are you doing, Spider-son? I told yer I didn't want this life for you!"

Well, let's carefully examine this trailer that gives away too much plot information, and see if we can use that to figure out the plot!

I was thinking the same thing. Also not feeling the amount of Tony Stark in this movie.

Yeah, but Berlanti's team can be lazy. Here, it's: Spoiled prince learns the value of heroism, that all beings are equal, and that true love is possible. The reason they're shoving him in our face so much is for 'the feels' payoff at the end of the season when they kill the ship. The kid is doomed. He's either…

These CW characters have a limited shelf life. They have to learn great lessons in a forty minute run time, make the same mistakes over and over again, then start over again after the summer break. Except for the ones like Mon El. His arc is proceeding too quickly: DEATH FLAG.

Eh, you're misreading that. Mon El's throne was his pedastal.