No it wasn't!

I can top that. When I was sixteen, I got a summer job at Anderson University in Indiana, working as a locker boy for the Indianapolis colts. This was in 1998, the very year Peyton Manning signed up with the team. One of our first tasks just before training camp started was lining all the toilets in the gym with…

Man, I once caught a staph infection from using a porta potty. Fuck the public, they nasty.

When I think of all the years I spent dry wiping and walking away, I shudder at my unsanitary younger self.

Two things I started doing three years ago that have changed my life forever.

Okay. I'll watch it. But I am not paying for it.

Well, that's a weird way of linking
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Hey, lets leave Prometheus out of this. He's actually a decent villain.

Shut up! Is what I want to say, but man, James has been a pill lately.

Oh, she's totally dead if Siobhan finds out about her. Supervillain exes are infamous for suddenly wanting to make things 'work.'

Her wiki article says she's Italian.

Bwahahaha! Sorry, chum, but I'm in the tribe. Bonus points: My family is from Germany. My maternal great-grandfather was murdered in Dachau. A Farreter like Milo doesn't get a free pass. Besides that, ask yourself why he's only Jewish when people criticize him for his words, but the rest of the time he's a nice…

I read their shit. I try to see their point of view, and I try to talk to them when I disagree with them, but I do so in a civil manner. And its for nothing, and I'm burned out on trying, because they're either trolls who want to make me angry so they can laugh at me, or they're paranoid people who think they're…

Ebert, I liked. But Siskel? What a contrarian assbutt. I give him a thumbs down.

Irony: I watched the 1995 Mighty Morphing Power rangers movie on HBO on demand today. It doesn't hold up, but it featured Amy Jo Johnson wearing tight pink shorts for a ninety minute runtime, and I completely forgot how hot she was.

Well, it was the Jungle red ranger, if we're being accurate. You know what those people are like. What? Don't look at me like that. I'm just saying, you've never heard of the time rangers or the rangers in space, or the lightspeed rescue rangers doing shit like that. They're more civilized than that.

Maybe Milo can get a gig hosting Top of the Pops?

You're very bleak today, Mr. Poopy Butthole.

Here's what's funny: It wasn't the protestors that took him down, it was his own stupid mouth. If he could have just shut up for five minutes, he'd still have a life worth living. I love this.

Honestly, I hope there isn't unless it's something that's revealed he's committed a crime. No more Milo.