You sick fletch! I mean, wretch!

My rage at the Switch not being backwards compatible compels me to say get a Wii U instead, and buy all your games used from Gamestop so Nintendo doesn't get any of the profits.

Ros deserved better! She did!

So, wussup with Toad getting on the phone with Larry Koopa talking about sanctions and then lying to Luigi about it? That was fucked up. Luigi defended your ass, Toad.

If we're going for depressing as fuck then Link's Awakening is the champ. That's the one where you win and everyone else loses. Fuckin' Windfish.

Twilight Princess stuck with me for years. It had an underlining sense of loss and sadness. It was pretty nifty. Wouldn't go so far as calling it "the feel-bad Zelda," but the ending was a real punch to the gut.

Supports extreme vetting on Gerudos.*

Cell shading is for poor people who can't watch cartoons.

Get out of here, Tingle! Just get away, you're not a little boy, you're not! Get a grip!

Liar! Everyone knows F.S. goes by "Frankie Stallion," when he's offset.

I want Marvel Studios to lock Jackman into a three picture contract for a movie about some obscure superhero that will make a jagillion dollars over the summer, mostly because it will upset die hard X-men fans so much.

*foam slathers over lips, while pupils dilute.

Lately, I haven't had it in me to finish the games I've been playing. I was lost in Gravity Rush 2 for a good long while, before I lost interest. I still haven't completed Xenoblade Chronicles X, or Final Fantasy 15, and I just recently put in eight hours on Tales of Berseria, but I haven't touched it in four days. …

I googled Horizon: Zero Dawn + feminism. Results:
-I refuse to buy this game. Feminist ruined Female Protagonists this days.
-I refuse to buy horizon zero dawn because the main character is female
-Is this game all about feminism??
-Wait so does Horizon have SJW dev's like Bioware or is it just trolls?

I can dig a universe where chicks are the warriors. It's just a video game, so anyone raging out over "dem feminazis coming for our balls!" can go take a long break and breathe. Karmically speaking, women have been owed a game like this since the first God of War came out for PS2.

It actually was. Milo was questioned by Maher about his singling a trans person out at one of his speeches, and Milo spun it into a defense of mothers and daughters against confused 'disturbed' people seeking to get into their bathrooms and locker rooms, which Maher actually agreed with. "I see nothing wrong with…

I'm really getting sick of the idea that Milo is without fault for his opinions because of his sexual orientation. I'm straight. Donald Trump is straight. I've never once tried to shield my opinion on Trump's ridiculous behavior by saying "it's impossible for Trump supporters to refute my beliefs, because I have…

Ouch!

Actually, I do recall instances during politically Incorrect where Maher laid into Islam as being 'exceptionally' violent even for an Abrahamic religion. He basically accused it of going off the rails from being a religion to a thought Virus. I waved it off as 9/11 trauma, but he's gotten even more vocal about it…

"What false equivalents? Both sides are EQUALLY bad! Ku! Ku! Ku!"