Julian's dickery is surprisingly fun. It differs from Harry's in that Harry was actually annoyed with everyone else on his team and felt compelled to put them in their place, wheras Julian just doesn't pay any attention to what he says. He's thoughtless! I like it.

Too much physics fail for me this week. If the villain destroyed all matter that he made contact with, then how could he walk anywhere? Feed himself? Wear clothing? And how did disintigrating any bullets fired at him disperse their kinetic energy? Even if they couldn't pierce his skin, they should have still…

Oh, man, 1955! My own water fountain on demand, and a guaranteed seat at the back of the bus where all the real hip kids hung out! I'm getting a thrill at the thought!

I understand that he's a deeply vile bastard thing that ought to be banished to his home dimension, but I still think it would be lovely if he were given true deplorable status and made an AV unperson whose name was never typed round these parts. Let's be cliche and have ourselves a safe space.

I started playing online video games. No one ever makes mention of Trump in online video games. It's a rule. I swear. Honest. On my mama.

Depends on if they were powerful in their faction, doesn't it? Gonna say no because of Bob's viagra commercial, though.

Not trying to be pedantic, but dynasty has two popular definitions. The second one is simply a family that is politically prominent for a long period of time, which the Clintons certainly count as.

The governorship of Arkansas, the Presidency, a New York senate seat, and the State department. Yeah, I'd consider the Clintons a political dynasty. Easy call. Hell, the Kennedy family only had one Presidency, and they're called a Dynasty.

She could finance it with all the money her superpac swindled out of her gullible followers. I'm looking forward to watching the trial coverage on CNN when that other shoe drops.

"I demand you speak to me, Black Phillip!"

I'm on board this hype train. X-Men fans might be terrible people who are the comic book community's version of New England Patriots fans, but I'll always love the comics themselves.

Young Justice did a fantastic job of matching the Timm-Verse's creativity. A more than worthy successor.

iZombie doesn't count. It was a terribly written comic that was completely carried by a talented art team. Rob Thomas ditched everything about it except Liv. Everything you think is cool about that show is something he and his team came up with. The comic may as well have never existed.

AOS was complete garbage for three seasons: It got a lot better by splitting its new season into two twelve episode arcs instead of one achingly long 24 episode central mystery, they cut loose all the dead weight characters that no one cared about except the super fans, and they dialed back on Skye and Coulson to…

Okay, but what about Symbionic Titan?

Just close your eyes and imagine Tommy H. desperately trying to scream for help in the Upside Down, but being unable to because of all the webbing and spider semen. I'm doing it right now!

So was Ans Van Dijk. What's your point?

How nice for Trump. Now he has his very own Lindbergh. I on the other hand, feel like flicking a sleeping puppy on the nose.

I say thee: nay! I answered the hag's riddle fairly and won my prize. She should be happy I left with only one of her eyes, especially after she turned into a giant serpent and devoured my best friend, which was a shitty move all things considered. Also, her views on Mexicans are intensely unpleasant.

Ha! No men in charge = No space program! And those ladies called US unproductive!