Props to them for using an image from the cover of Sword of Doom. Most fucked up Samurai flick ever.

Edit* Never mind, I was wrong. I was wrong! I am an internet denizen and I admit to being wrong! Surely that willingness to change will spare me in the purges to come. Surely.

A half-eaten box of doughnuts on his nightstand, crumbs on his greasy shirt, and a quivering lip. "If he calls back, I'll throw them away. If he calls back, I'll throw them away. If he calls back—"

Good lord, when I heard that the ACLU had gotten a Judge to block that EO, I cheered so loud I woke up my neighbor. I'm ashamed to admit that I was one of those guys who in the spirit of getting over the election said: "Lets give him a chance. What's the worst he could do?"

I spent my senior and junior years watching SNL reruns on Comedy Central. I had such a crush on Jan Hooks and Victoria Jackson. Now Jan Hooks is dead on the outside, and Victoria Jackson is dead on the inside. What a world.

It's been my experience that adolescent kids are great from ages eleven to thirteen, take a detour as absolute pills at age fourteen, and then bounce back from fifteen to seventeen, before becoming obnoxious young adults. Eighth graders are just the worst.

I dislike this uptick in racist ranting. Why do racists feel the need to rant? It's like they're full of these emotions and they'll just explode if they don't release them, and everything's so new and frightening.

Fucking Russian hackers, hacking my AV club account just to add an extra 'K'. What a bunch of dicks. No one likes them.

He can if he thinks of Ivanka giving him back her divorce settlement.

It's the same issue they had with Spike, Angel, Anya, Willow, and Oz. Compared to them, who did Ben hurt? No one. Even worse, the victims of Glory's brain drain were found to be curable by magic. For all the noise made about her, Glory made the least impact of all the big bads, and had the smallest body count of…

Hear, hear. I like Bendis a lot when he's doing smaller scale stories with grittier, working class characters, but I really hate it whenever they let him play with the bigger names in the toy box. His Doom is nonsensical, but not in a fun way. A story about a guy like Victor making an actual attempt at personal…

Baaaah, you make it sound like an absolute. If Glory came back, they would have found some other method of beating her. In that universe, all the absolute rules that everyone swears by are routinely revealed to be arbitrary and ultimately pointless. Besides, saying they have no choice is the same as saying that…

Trump disparages the A.V. Club for calling him "The world's most powerful man."

Now speaking just for myself, I thought it was awful. Giles' motivation for killing Ben came from a place of fear. He was afraid Glory would come back for revenge, and that they wouldn't be able to stop her again, so he took the easiest route possible to alleviate those worries.

Damn, sugah! Y'ol Cajun swamp-rat, what are ya doin' here? Uh, Sugah?

Damn conservacats. "We will build a fence, and the neighbor's dog will pay for it."

Welcome to Tiny Train World, Winston. Enjoy not being able to catch a train on account of their being too small, you idiot!”

What, his 'Ripper' days? He was a stoner goof trying to project a badboy image. He didn't actually harden up until well into his tenure as Buffy's watcher.

Hey DM, what do you think of the Arrowverse's new method of introducing convenient legacy characters? Seems pretty legit right? It seems that if you mention that it's time to train a successor, then a convenient inheritor with similar abilities will appear out of nowhere in a random bar. Maybe that's where all…

I dunno, I think NU Canary's introduction seemed a little ham-fisted.