The man who drew these doesn't want 2016 to ever end. He's sipping Mai Tai's with Cthulhu, and listening to Bowie ironically.

Do the third graders in his school slice open the cheeks of their playmates and wiggle their fingers in the hole?

This feels really dark and urgent. Like Adam is in his sad place and needs rescue. Or he needs to be stopped before he finishes reloading. Look at that Joker: Jesus Christ, that's the sort of face that can only be drawn by a man who's gazed into the void and liked what he saw.

People want solid adaptations that are basically audiobooks with moving parts with no consideration for what makes interesting television. I.E. "It's not directly like the book, so it's bad!"

I really want more of that tv head strip. Three installments and it just ends? Like, did she kill the chick in the elevator or what? What happens next? Shit.

Wow, man. Hodgeson sounds like a baller. "Fuck you ancient traditions and cultural values, gimmie that chair!" Sounds like a real lad. The Peter Griffen of diplomacy! I have already forgotten the content of this article.

The soundtrack isn't "90s-esque." It was actually made in the 90's. How could something made in the 90's be reminiscent of the 90's? Are you trying to destroy the space/time continuum with strange grammar?

Bullshit cheap shot. Trump is a clown who will deliver on none of his campaign promises. He won the presidency with less than a fourth of the population voting for him, and is beloved by an extremist political minority in a dwindling voter bloc. He's nothing and nobody and none of this will matter in four years…

I'm sick of everything being "the Nazis!" Capriciously labeling the stuff we don't like with direct comparisons to the biggest shitbags ever, dilutes the effect. What do we do when actual Nazis come along and no one cares because we'd abused the term so much that it lost any meaning?

I feel the same way. Mostly on the Rance angle. I'm sorry, but Angela opening her mental door and saying "Come and get me!" Then proceeding to hand out a no-holds barred beatdown, while the creature bemoans that she's "Just a woman!" before she contemptuously slammed the door on him was so bad. All it was missing…

It's a good story, but I hate how dying from cancer always gets phrased. "She lost a battle with cancer." She died from a disease. Saying she 'lost' a battle implies there was something she could have done beyond what she'd already gone through. Like maybe she didn't try hard enough to win. It's such a wretched…

You know, I kinda had a feeling that the critics were going to shit all over this when I saw the advertisements for it that mostly ignored the, ah, star of this show so it could swoon over the likes of Lenny Kravitz and Queen Latifah. Oh, and Benjamin Bratt. He's still working too, I guess. Sometimes I look at him…

Ha, I love this. This is a good rejoinder.

Well, he's 70. That's only one more year than Alan Thicke got. And lets face it, Dawn-ald doesn't look like he's capable of playing hockey with his sons, let alone handle the withering that sitting presidents seem to universally go through. Something about that job just seems to make people age.

Oy, commenting on tonality is not nearly the same thing as saying "Showing that you're angry means all your concerns are invalid." Don't go nuts.

Not even a little? Just a little? Not a lot, not a load, just a little?

Someone needs to make Trump watch that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend song about how to show affection for your daughter without looking like a creepy fuck.

Yeah, a huge chunk of white people are uh, not super good at putting themselves into the shoes of disenfranchised groups, nor in understanding exactly why it is that they're considered privileged, but I would say that 2012-2016 was the era when harsh truths were definitively proven to not be very effective…

I know it's a joke, but don't you think sentiments like this contributed just a little to the backlash that fucked everyone over in November?

This announcement is enough to make me turn my head.